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    It's okay that you have spelling mistakes. I still like you. Note: He actually typed out the stuff in parentheses; this is an entirely written conversation.

    • Me: Mm, I plan on staying up all night anyway. Sigh.
    • Sam: (Spanish accent) Mi amor. Why do you do this to yourself?
    • Me: Okay, Zorro.
    • Sam: (cont. accent) You're smile is like the moon on a brisk Spanish night and your hair shines like the maine of a galloping Arabian horse. I must leave you now mi amor, to get ze "beans" from Kroger for Aaron, Chan, and I's taco salad party.

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